The Bachelorette week 7 7/25

I wish I was lying when I said I have been thinking about this episode for 7 days straight so u could say I’m excited

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I have no idea who she’s sending home and clearly neither does she

Robby’s feeling nervous now because he was banking on Luke going home lmao

I hate Luke. Just in case u forgot

Hey Jordan got the first rose is literally anyone surprised at all

OH SHIT ROBBY GOT THE SECOND ROSE

SAVE CHASE

MAKE LUKE GO HOME LIKE U ORIGINALLY WANTED JOJO

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

This feels difficult

“This, like, is not supposed to be happening”

Once again Luke proves he has poor communication skills but we already knew that because cowboy

“I was in love with her but never got the chance to love her” someone’s salty about missing out on the fantasy suites

Robby, Jordan, and Chase feel like the last 3 people who would fit in in Thailand

How can you just sit and talk romantically to one another when there’s a little Thai lady rubbing your feet

Do you think every Bachelor(ette) sleeps with everyone during fantasy suites?????

How did Robby’s dad sneak a note into his pants lmao what

“There’s a way that he looks at me that makes me feel like I know what he’s saying is true” weird because I get the opposite feeling

I don’t think having a romantic evening with 3 guys will give her any more clarity

Hello can I have Jojo’s body thx

This cave date is cool af

“I already know what my physical chemistry is with Jordan” she rly can’t wait for the suite later

Ever since I saw that Buzzfeed post I can’t stop thinking about Jordan as fancy asparagus from Veggie Tales

Jojo is so pretty in that white top omg

Jordan has repeatedly said that the only thing that matters is talking to Jojo’s dad….um…did you not see her brothers last season or

Also arguably your girlfriend’s mom’s opinion about you is actually more important that her dad’s opinion but ok

Jordan: I can be wherever right now

Translation: I don’t have a job

Jordan: I’m a different person than I was in the past when I thought I was in love

Translation: I’m a fuckboy

Every time Jojo brings up a fear about Robby or Jordan, neither of them do anything to reassure her and yet she still ends up acting like they did???

“We took a big step last night in a really exciting direction *wiggles eyebrows*” I’m uncomfortable

“It’s scary to think I’m in love with two people right now” excuse me what about Chase

I feel like Jojo might be a slave to the dick. No shame

I don’t know why but I laughed out loud when Chase kissed the fish

Is it weird that I’m more attracted to Chase’s body than Jordan’s idk

Jojo has perfect hair. My hair looks like that in my dreams

Why is Robby ruining Chase’s day

I’m mad

“Country clubs and coloring books” ???? ew

Am I crazy? Chase is the most genuine guy on here, right? For acting like a normal person does in a new relationship and not like a rom-com?

Wait I thought Chase had already said I love you

The things Robby and Jordan say nauseate me but I would actually enjoy hearing the things Chase says to Jojo

WTF IS JOJO GONNA KICK HIM OFF BEFORE THE SEX

Omg I feel so bad for Chase

This is really so awkward

I feel equally bad for both of them actually because she clearly feels terrible and he’s being kind of an ass

Chase opening a beer as he gets in the car is ME AF

I JUST GASPED SO FUCKING HARD AT THE PREVIEW OF THE ROSE CEREMONY

Robby whisper-greeted Jordan like you do in church before mass starts

Chase saying allllllll the right things right now, this is amazing

“When did falling in love become so hard???” when u date 25 people at once

Chase’s beard game is so much better than Jordan and Robby’s. Just saying.

9 times out of 10 Jojo gives the first rose of the ceremony to Jordan so I think we know who’s winning

Like do I even need to watch the finale

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Honestly, I hate myself for knowing this would happen for the past 4 weeks or so.

Also: call me, Chase.

(Oh and btw, I won’t be blogging tomorrow’s Men Tell All episode not only because I’ll be at a concert, but because no one reads those anyway. See you for the finale!)