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Omg Chase is so much cuter in Colorado
Poor Chase and his broken family
I actually love this little mountain date
AND HIS HOUSE WOW
Wow Chase you can’t raise children in a house that has a staircase without railings!!!!
I’m incredibly attracted to Chase’s face
Why is Chase’s mom wearing a hoodie, this is a bigger occasion than that
OH MY GOD CHASE’S FAMILY HAS A BULLDOG THIS IS MY DREAMMMMMMMM
Why are Chase and Jojo being so much cuter this episode than they ever have been wow
I’m not saying divorce doesn't have a profound impact on kids but they might be making a bigger deal about this than it should be
Everything Chase’s mom is praising Jojo about are qualities I possess so sign me up for that when Jojo picks Jordan
TEARS I HAVE TEARS BC HE HAS TEARS
Why does this feel so real?? This is the Bachelorette
Jordan definitely peaked in high school
Why does Jordan always push Jojo against walls to kiss her?? Her head just hit that library shelf so hard and he had no care about her comfort, what an ass
No Jordan, she’s not the first to meet your family, your ex was. You literally just said that
Jordan’s brother’s girlfriend’s hair: why
Wtf happened with Aaron, someone please spill
Jordan’s dad looks dead
They keep saying how Jordan has “accomplished everything” he has on his own but I’m not sure what they’re referring to
Jordan’s mom just said “destiny” and idk
Jojo: “if” we end up together at the end of this *wink wink*
Robby lookin like a Ken doll per usual
Where the fuck does Robby live that it looks like that
Are they drinking Long Islands
I don’t believe anything Robby says
Who the fuck calls their dad Coach
“I can’t wait to see her interact with my family because that’s attractive to me” is that some sort of fetish
Why are they drinking out of large tacky cups
Robby’s face is one of pure terror rn
I feel like moms always say “I can tell how much my son/daughter likes you” and it’s just like can u really though
“We had a BLOW UP FIGHT and she SLAPPED me. The relationship is OVER and I will never speak to her AGAIN. PERIOD.” Ok drama
Literally how did Robby save that
I hate Luke so much
Your family and FIFTY friends????? That is so rude
Why do people from Texas have such strong feelings about Texas? @Liza help me out here
The fact that we’ve been talking throughout the entirety of this date is a testament to how much I don't care about Luke
How is Jojo going to pick between these guys
Why is this music playing? Why did he set up a proposal scene just to say I love you? Why did they spend so much time on Luke? Why do I hate Luke so much? I have so many questions
Shit, 17 minutes left+ 1 commercial break+ confessionals+ a freak out at the rose ceremony….they’re totally going to end this in a to be continued
Can I just say it’s a little dramatic to have the rose ceremony literally at the airport ok
Chase is so fine mmm
Sarah just hissed at the screen with her would be claws up when Luke came on the screen so I think that shows how we feel about him
Robby needs to go (even though I hate Luke)
Excuse me wut
I really don’t think that’s fair to the other contestants to tell her you love her DURING the rose ceremony
Actually in reality Jordan needs to go but I think we know that’s not happening
I feel kind of bad she’s wandering around an airport crying with nowhere to even sit
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I’m really confused????
Personally I think Robby needs to go home. His story is just a little too sketchy to be believed. Plus he said I love you in like week 4. Plus he’s obviously gay.
Personally I think Robby needs to go home. His story is just a little too sketchy to be believed. Plus he said I love you in like week 4. Plus he’s obviously gay.
But what’s going on with Luke? I thought her and Luke’s date went fine, then she goes and says she doesn’t want to send him home, then he INTERRUPTS THE ROSE CEREMONY to change her mind and it seems to work? WHAT?
This is really irritating to me. I’m sure if all the other guys could get a moment with Jojo DURING THE CEREMONY to reiterate that they love her, they all would. That was an unfair advantage and primed her before going in to choose. I understand that Luke probably would’ve regretted not telling Jojo he loves her if he had been the one to go home, but he had an entire day with her to do so, so I don’t feel bad. Fuck you, Luke. That wasn’t romantic of you, it was shitty and selfish.
But I’m also surprised she was going to send him home?!? I always said Jojo was at least going to let Luke get to the final 3 so she could have sex with him in the fantasy suite. Trashy but true. I’m a bit confused how when weighing her options between Robby and Luke, Robby came out on top. How did he redeem himself in that conversation in the bedroom?!?! I personally don’t think he said anything that could do that much to reassure Jojo. I know Luke didn’t say I love you during his date, but I’d rather have a guy say it later (and let’s be honest, for a normal relationship, it’s still WAY TOO EARLY) than as early as Robby did.
And in the grand scheme of things, Jordan’s general sketchiness should disqualify him, too.
Who would’ve thought my man Chase would’ve come out this week not only in the best standing but showing the most emotion too?!?! Cheers to that!
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