BIP finale livefeed

I swear that I could see foreverrrrr innnnnnn your eyeeeees, paaaaaaaaradiseeeeeeee

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Justin how do you know Cassandra is a great mom

I’m bored already. Thinking bout cookies

Nick’s time on the Bachelor franchise is up

“I know I’m here for 100% sincere intentions. With you.” *inserts Why You Lyin vine here*

I care so little about Justin and Casandra that I was on my phone throughout their “date” and idk what happened except that they didn’t have sex

Ok I’m just saying I would be an equally good Bachelor contestant as Tenley and 7 times as good of a Bachelorette contestant as Josh even though I don’t even dig girls

OH MY GOD TANNER SAID I LOVE YOU JADE OH MY GOD HE SAID IT TWICE OH MY GOD I LOVE TANNER SO MUCH I AM MELTING FROM CUTENESS

Legit hyperventilating because Tanner and Jade

Tanner and Jade are reminding me how single I am

:(

What if Justin proposes to Casandra after she said no to the fantasy suite on date 2 lol

Jade and Tanner in those little robes, it’s like they’re trying to kill me by being precious af

Chris Harrison, pursuing a relationship outside of paradise does not mean “I promise 2 have ur babies”

This is like the shortest episode ever

Chris Harrison told them so go spend some time alone with their thoughts, so naturally Josh and Tenley head into the plants together to go cry

What does Tenley see in Josh that no one else can see

Does Tenley not realize she can accept Josh’s rose and it’s ok if the long distance doesn’t work out

Yawn don’t care that Cassandra accepted

I hope Sam doesn’t accept just like she blindsided Joe

LOL ok I guess it’s fitting that Nick and Sam end up together…..sleaze couple of the year

Is Tenley’s speech gonna have a “but…”

Tenley does not dig Idaho

When Chris Harrison gives spoilers during the After Paradise promo <<

Side note I smell so freaking bad because of how hot and sweaty it is in Michigan right now so just like imagine how stinky you would be ALL THE TIME in paradise

Tanner is like “Jade please stop talking it is time for ring”

I would also go to paradise for the free drinks with Jorge, Tanner

Jade’s *sigh* reaction was faaaaaake

I wish there was an emoji that described my face during Tanner’s proposal

Such passionate kissing much wow

I just feel kind of bad for Tanner and Jade now because they’re technically contractually obligated to have some sort of televised wedding if they actually get married

Omg this montage of clips at the end is making me feel like BIP is breaking up with me

I am not ready for this to be over

Pls don’t leave me BIP

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I have no idea what I’m going to do with my time now