BIP live feed 9/6
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Cannot get over Ashley I requesting a date with Jared before Jaclyn could, so SAVAGE
Everyone is so invested in Ashley losing her virginity?
WOW just realized Ashley I is a year older than Jared
Jared still seems not into it even though it’s the fantasy suite
Jorge is bae
Juelia wearing false eyelashes for all of paradise really is not ok
WAIT does Mikey not really like Juelia
That breakup was so nice coming from Mikey
I wish they’d stop saying Juelia is trying to find a father for her kid on BACHELOR IN PARADISE
Jaclyn’s face is the victim of bad plastic surgery
Why are people hitting up Justin like he should be the least wanted person here
Yet another girl walks in and wants Justin? While Dan is in the same room? I’M NOT SEEING IT
“He’s been on 5 dates in 2 days” Dan is as salty as I am
Katie is an ice skater and just pointed out that Justin’s haircut resembles Dorothy Hamill’s
Jaclyn is just salty but admittedly it’s really weird that all these people have kids
“I think Ashley I is more of a virgin now” yikes
OMFG LOOK AT JACYLN’S OLD FACE IN NICK’S FLASHBACKS OF SCREWING HER OVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
$250,000 can also buy a lot of Botox and hair bleach
That pool looks nice af right now in this 91 degree weather in Ann Arbor
Why would Nick rolling in the sand make anything better for Jaclyn
What happened to Mackenzie?
“Mama’s gotta take her top off” pls never say that again
I am 22 and Sandra is 23 and she’s been engaged and has a child. What
Sam is cold yes but I still wish I was as pretty as her
Fresh-faced Ashley I: so much yes
WUT Jared is leaving early too? Why is everyone just giving up
Oh god don’t make Ashley I cry again
Even though Jared doesn’t love Ashley I they are still so sweet ugh
Nick is a grease ball
My favorite dates are the ones where all they do is eat
STOP WINKING NICK
Sam looks like a stripper tbh
“In the club high on purp”
—Sam with her drunk eyes
Katie just referred to Sam’s nails as “bitch talons”
Sam is wincing and keeping her mouth as closed as possible as Nick kisses her, as am I while watching it
“You’re my idiot” oh
I would just constantly be taking shots with Jorge in paradise
Tanner’s like “literally everyone besides me and Jade, and Kirk and Carly need to just leave now”
“I grew up here” alright Ashley I except you’re 27 and spent 5 weeks crying
Dan hasn’t even talked to Casandra but is suddenly salty Justin picked her
Everybody’s just dropping like flies
What if Chris Harrison gave Dan’s rose away
Mikey and Mackenzie? Huh
Ashley S’s favorite phrase is “be a man”
So…..we’re stuck with 2 real couples, 2 fake couples, and Tenley and Josh
LOOK at the at Kirk and Carly foreshadowing….I knew it
Whenever I guess something right on BIP, I feel so smart. I feel so smart watching Kirk talk about dumping Carly.
Tenley feels smart too!
I personally feel that Carly’s laugh is more obnoxious than Kaitlyn’s and you cannot convince me otherwise
Carly’s definitely scared
Feeling bad for Kirk. He seems to legitimately be struggling with this
Carly is saying all the TV breakup lines
Ok she is literally running now
What do you mean what just happened, Kirk, you’re the one who did it
Tanner is always the voice of reason. Even Nick knows Kirk was wrong!!!!
Ok Carly we’ve all had angry breakups but not hearing Kirk out even a little bit is really immature
“You deserve this conversation” “No but YOU DON’T DESERVE THIS CONVERSATION” oh snap she’s kinda got you there Kirk
(Clearly I can’t pick a side in this breakup)
(I just feel really bad for both of them)
Can I just make it clear I don’t give a single fuck about Justin and Casandra because try
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Can we just skip to Tanner proposing to Jade? (And does anyone else hope the backup outcome is Josh proposing to Tenley and Tenley rejecting him?)
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